I hate it when you are having a bad day and everyone takes it personally, like no i hate myself, not you. get the fuck over yourself.

wow iโ€™m actually so glad this post has been made

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  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.



This barber got godly hands, this nigga got a line up from Zeus himself. The fucking horizon ainโ€™t this straight.

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Imagine watching an episode of Catfish and seeing someone use your pictures to catfish someone else

(Source: pornhubhemmo, via vulton)